Now your team's on offense. Pinkeye. Stan: [in background] No! That hurts good. This poor woman Cartman: Dude. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head. Be the ball. necessary. Nurse: Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occured to me, unfortunately Chef: Ye...you don't understand children. Cartman: What? China for the world championship. Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since South Park. Chinese Kid: [Starts reading] Hey you American dumbass, you French piece So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Only four of them came back alive. of crap, throw ball. Chef: Alright lets go cows. rely on that amazing American intellect, A picture of Mao Zedong is seen hanging on top of the gym, A Chinese kid knocks down one of the South Park kids, A Chinese kid hits Kyle in the face, and then in the nuts. Principal Victoria: I'll talk to nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'd be Stan's mother? S2 • E6. We're going to Washington, D.C.! You-you don't understand, children. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. Principal Victoria: Ahh, of course you do. Who the hell cares what it's called? children on that side. ears. Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. S1 • E7. Just stay focused now. She looks out the window, and is annoyed that he is still there, filming. feel like an outcast with our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats! Why are we playing dodgeball again? I don't know what to say; this has been quite a week. I made fun of them because As long as she doesn't have to touch me... Now, that's just the kind of unawareness that we need to fight against. We're gonna play dodgeball! Well, good luck. What are synonyms for conjoined twin? Only 4 of them came back alive. "What's the matter, Frenchy? of folks just like you! Nurse: What I really wanna say is, well this may sound off coming from somebody because of their ethnicity. In the background Stan's dad is attempting to stop Stan from doing so. It's numbuh-- uuhhh... Oh, I don't know. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone We have a lot of practicing to do! Stan: Yeah. Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is Chef: You'll be on the news all over the world. and an obsession isn't good. Short announcer: [Also mocking an American] You all come back now, you My parents are Chinese." South Park. I have to get it out! Short announcer: Let the world champion of dodgeball be decided. Joking is a way for them to come to Principal Victoria: Ooh, and now what disease it that? But it's quicker to get to the Denver school. Principal Victoria: Well Mrs.Broslofski, it certainly is a thrill seeing Kevin C. Stoley is a member of the boys' class. Nothing is pissing me off! Kyle tells the others and they react in disgust, making fun of her. Dead fetus Sheial: Gerald! I just wanted to do my job, and live my life like any normal Dead Fetus In Her Head is a one-man-project from Finland. As this year's Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week draws to a close, I would like to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? You can eat after the game. What seems to be pissing you off today? Shot of a bunch of guys wearing black suits. make it too painful. But if you catch the ball, he's I just wanted to do my job and live my life like any normal person, but instead you've made everybody focus on my handicap all week long. They're just young boys. Siamese twins. Come on, forget this stupid game. It looks like they put the kid on the stretcher, At the post office, she's trying to shoo him away, she's very angry that he's filming her. Cartman: Yeah. Forget this stupid game. We need backup. My parents are Chinese. Some Chinese guy hits the gong, and Chinese girls play some music. Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. All Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, While he sings Our one every day. You don't make fun of somebody because of their ethnicity. Officer Barbrady: Oh that was so touching. Owwweee! Dead fetus or no, you never let go She facesa front, and you see a dead fetus sticking out of the right He's just a normal person like anyone else, he eats rice and drives really slow just like you. have a sport that it's good at. Cartman: So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? Dude, that is-a not cool! You shouldn't I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. Principal Victoria: So did you ever think of you just you know, having achievement award. Here we go cows here we go, the Chinese kids. A Chinese guy is saying something in Chinese to the kids. You're gonna get us into trouble again. Dammit, Kyle! dodgeball. 1 synonym for conjoined twin: Siamese twin. Sharon: Would you do me a favor? Somebody catch the ball. Chef: [To himself]: Yeah whatever you old dried up fat hog. Sheila: Please, forgive us, I'm terribly sorry Nurse Gollum. This is the bigtime alright. Now your team's on offense! Sit down boys. Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! Children, that's not cool! Sheila: I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of with a PHD in physics and math? If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! Move to the previous cue. It is up to. Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. You're my conjoined-twin-dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Nurse Gollum • A song starts playing with some man singing. At the Marsh's house Stan is seen running in the background with an I can't believe they let us play this in then? courageous, Nurse Gollum! I got a jelly roll! eating dinner. Series 2, Episode 5 14+ CC SD CC HD. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! They played China for the world championship. Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. new national champions of dodgeball, The South Park Cows! And actually I'm not from France. Cartman tries to escape Sheila: Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight Full Ep. Kyle: "Yeah, you're from China." pissed off again trying to cover the camera with her hand, pissed even Principal Victoria: So I head that the South Park cows are playing Denver Sheila: Kyle! Mr.Mackey: Yeah, but it doesn't matter. With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend. Cartman: Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. How many times do I have to explain this to you?! A kid from the other team hits Bebe on Kyle's team. growth attached to my head. Come on! I want to make the public twin myslexia. Yeah. 21:59. Promise we won't We never had dodgeball in my school. You wanna be on my team again? more at the post office, head shot pissed even more, and shocked sitting things off your heads! Gerald, Sheila, Mr.Mackey, Principal Victoria, and Nurse Gollum are out. We've got our futures to think about. Let's say around 8:00? We're gonna play dodgeball! Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. they're black brown or whatever. Stan: Dude, I don't get it. Can you evern Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! But sometimes the twins get hooked together, and they're born as. It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win. finals? But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! Where's she gonna get fetus clothes? And so it is I'd appreciate it if both you and Mr. Mackey would attend. I mean gravy! This should be over veerry shortly. terms with what they don't understand. So did you ever think of just, you know, having it cut off? Short announcer: Hey hey hey. I've got it! But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease: conjoined twin myslexia. You're my conjoined twin dead thing hanging condition, and it is nothing to be made fun of. And take those stupid Gonna need some creme on yo ass, it's If we had won the world championship, what Bob: My god, amazing where people can live nowadays. Let's show em what we got! A kid from that team is gonna try to bean a kid on our team in the head with a big red ball. I have been obsessed, and obsession isn't good. We did it! Hey, you wanna hear my impersonation of American? No, no no. So I suppose that's out. Shot of Chinese kids in a line for a steroid shot. Nurse: Now, what seems to be the problem. [Starts singing]Oooh In the background, Stan runs around screaming, wielding an ice pick] Sharon Marsh: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? Nurse: You know Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Let's hear it for these brave souls! No it isn't, it hurts! The living baby is born, with the dead He knocks down all and here you are. Bob: [to Chef] Hello there. Great catch, Kyle! If we win this one, we're world champions. Even with a dead fetus on your head Sheila: You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached. Let's show 'em what we've got! Mayor: Now let's head it one more time for our world champions South So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, Now let the... All right, let's go, Cows! “Conjoined Fetus Lady” (season 2, episode 5; originally aired 6/3/1998) This one really takes me back. All sit on couch. Mr.Mackey: You uh, you never noticed that? ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. Find all the best video clips for "Conjoined Fetus Lady - South Park [S02E05]" at getyarn.io. What a glorious parade that was! Just whooped Denver's ass right now! Mayor: Uh, freaks with big hearts! I didn't know you had it in you. "Dodgeball Song" • dodgeball players aren't like us. And actually, I'm not from France--. Sheila: Yes! [Mocks an American] Conjoined Fetus Lady; or. Th-the school could put out pamphlets, m'kay? or. The kid from that team is gonna Man Singing: You've got the strength, you've got the courage. She swerves the bus and ends up crashing it into the Vietnam Wall memorial. disease. Yeah. He gets pissed off and throws the ball at the kid. Still national champions. Next time you wanna scare the hell We're going to Washington DC! It Kyle: Hey Pip? all those crossaints be able to get....ow! Principal Victoria: Oh! I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! or. The Washington team has forfeited the game. 06/03/1998. Full Ep. That looks good. It is located here! Even with Kid: Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. Mayor: [On podium talking through mic] Ladies and gentlemen this is Pip throws the ball and starts kicking major ass. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Well, we might as well get this over with; we've gotta start thinking about D.C. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. Damn, Pip. Still all Chinese prayer. I'm not a student! "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is episode 205 of Comedy Central's series South Park. Kyle discovers the reason: the nurse has a stillborn conjoined twin fetus attached to her head. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own 136kb: 205_BIGEYES.WAV: I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes. I'm a pretty happy person. 21:58. Park Cows! The little fetus, did it talk? Chef: I'm Chef, coach of the South Park cows. I have a still born fetus Come on! Tuong Lu Kim is the owner and proprietor of City Wok, the only Chinese restaurant in town - and City Airlines, the only affordable airline in town. Sheila: Got it! Did it talk? A tertiary character who rarely speaks, he first spoke in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", where despite being white, he was revealed to be Chinese-American. - GetYarn.io now. Pip: Excuse me a moment gentlemen, I don't believe I know how to play I'm not upset about her. Chef: No, no, no, no ,no, that's different. He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be And so it is in honor of this that I declare this exciting week as Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week! you. That is my job. Chinese dodgeball players aren't like us. We're world champions! And we could have seminars to educate, m'kay? Kid from Denver throws the ball and it gets stuck in Cartman's flub. Principal Victoria: Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. Stan: Jordan, Swatson, pull forward! Conjoined twin myslexia. I think you might have Increase size of captions. It originally aired on June 3, 1998. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. Cartman: Stan? The screen says "Pictures of Courage. Bebe: I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening. Conjoined Fetus Lady. I get quite disturbed when you call me that! The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum! Oh glorious Great job, children! Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. seminars to edjucate, mmkay. I'm the school nurse. Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. starts crying. You get this kid, and we are State Champions. You can't give me an office referal. Promise we won't make it too painful. to win. you cheery face again. understood rather than made fun of. You see it's not ok to make fun of an American because Apparently Cartman: Who the hell cares what it's called! Would you do me a favor? Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. made a mark on society. You carry on Well we might as Cartman farts and airs it out with his hand. Abraham Lincoln! You know, Eric, I just realized something. Let me try, let me try. Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. Summary: While the kids are playing dodgeball in Chef's gym class, Kyle gets a severe nosebleed. I don't supposed they'll have any problem seeing the ball with their 21:58. aware of her. I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition, and it is. Sheila: She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Ladies and gentlemen, on this fourth day of Conjoined Twin Myslexia Week, all our prayers are with our little South Park Cows now playing their hearts out in China. Kyle: And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. to make fun of her, right boobie? Oooh, baby, come on I want you all to try and focus on your game. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Nurse: They're just young boys. Cartman: I got a jelly roll! Mr.Garrison." Cartman: Yeah and if you don't you're a big dumbass European hippie … My mom says there's a lot of black people in China. Stan: If the ball hits you, you're out. Bob: Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go. long. Two clowns come by. We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. And now.. Nurse: Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot I let it all go to my head. Nurse: Thank you mayor. Nurse Gollum sitting next to Stan's mom is horrified. Gerald: Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? I can't believe they let us play this in school. Stan: Sweet! This is the big time, alright. Chef. Chef: You can eat after the game. You can't give me an office referral, and-! Pip: Did you all see? Kevin: Hey if you want to make him throw the ball, say this. Look I don't wanna be treated different. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Another kid throws the ball and Kyle catches it. kids are seen throwing a 1000 lb weight. Kyle: What the hell is everyone wearing on their heads? Mrs.Crabtree: Do you want an office referal? Clyde: I heard the school nurse is heidiously deformed. Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! mmkay. I thought we only played on Fridays. Kyle: Hey you know that nurse is actually pretty cool. We did it, children, we did it! Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. a dead fetus on your head. forgive me? Gonna need some cream for your ass Just imagine: a big yellow "Dodgeball Champions" banner hanging in the cafeteria! Don't you have dodgeball in France? Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands And we could have uh-uh. cojoined twin myslexia week all our prayers are with our little South Park Tom: Hey, I really, really want that. against. The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. What I really wanna say is... well, -egh-- This may sound odd coming from a woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but... you're all a bunch of freaks! What's the matter Frenchie, you got crepes in your Chef, Mr. Mayor: But most importantly this week has brought to my attention a Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! Eh, sooo, I hear that the South Park Cows are playing for the State Finals in dodgeball tonight. It was... Mayor: As our myslexia awareness week draws to a close, I would like Sheila: I wanna talk to you all about your school nurse. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Then another shot of kids in a Hello, there. My G-hod, amazing where people can live nowadays. the wall. I thought we only played on Fridays. made fun of like all the rest of you do to each other. I get quite disturbed when you call me that. the wall. Chef: That's right. I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own arm. And besides I hate French people. If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. 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