"I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. Suck a dick. And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. What do you want? You bunch of faggots. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. The tour appeared in four cities over four dates. 52 fuckin hours into a show. Saget and O'Neal apparently did great, but Irrera got mercilessly booed almost from the jump—and Burr was up next. I really hope that happens. # BillBurr # Philadelphia # Rant # Marriage # Standup # StandUpComedy # Burr # MondayMorningPodcast # JustForLaughs # BillBurrFan # AllenPalin # ATC Bill Burr talks about Game 2 of NBA Finals with the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat from 2014. I got one first. Roll down the windows. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Bill Burr and The Philadelphia Incident Careers of the rich and famous, have moments that are remembered by the general public, then they have moments the public remember as career defining. If you are interested in any of the other dates, we have them, including Bill Burr Pennsylvania dates as well. Maybe I wouldn’t have a bunch of cunts not fuckin paying attention 4 hours into a goddamn show. Fucking goddamn losers. You got a fuckin ping pong team? Absolute fucking clown shoes. Not Bill Burr, by the way, but y'all. These are historic giants in modern comedy, people who paved the way to an industry that now fuels creative development at Netflix, sends daring amateurs into local clubs for kicks and makes up all the water weight of internet culture. Bill Burr is an American comedian or a comedian from the North American Union, depending on when you read this. ... Bill Burr is always a great hit with every crowd. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. The August 26 show at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey broke the record for the best selling comedy show at the venue, previously held by Jay Leno. 2 MINUTES LEFT. Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. Thank you very much. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. You won one fucking world series since 1880. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? Bunch of racist fucking morons. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. Select this result to view William A Burr's phone number, address, and more. PODCAST PRODUCER. I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. Goddamn lawn seats. The third result is William A Burr age 60s in Evans City, PA. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. I hate this fuckin city. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. That felt great. There are some classic moments in the history of comedy that will never be forgotten: Lenny Bruce's many arrests, Andy Kaufman's (staged) Letterman altercation with Jerry Lawlor, Richard Pryor's bit on why he stopped using the "N"-word, the birth of Joan Rivers' trademark "Can We Talk? I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. I’m fuckin standing here. Fuck all of you. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. Sir why are you screaming? Bill Burr will be playing live in Philadelphia and we have all of the best tickets at cheap prices. Booing Dom Irerra. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. That I really feel great. "I hope you all f****** die and I hope the Eagles never win the Super Bowl," Burr tamely began. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. Filter these events. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. I still fuckin hate you people. What’s that sir? © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. He hosted the October 10, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, which became notorious for Burr's crass and (in some considerations) offensive stand-up monologue.. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. Whether he’s acting or telling jokes, he’s Bill Burr. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. I got 4 minutes left. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. [boos] Clown shoes. How do you like us now? You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. You have a soccer team? City of Brotherly Love. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. I have a little fuckin cane now. Coming to you straight from the Rialto Square Theatre in Joliet, IL to your seat at home! Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. That’s all I got left. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. The only thing that’s gonna give it away is me laughing at you in the fucking background. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Listen. For those who aren’t familiar, Burr, the stand-up comedian and intergalactic Bostonian, is often very candid on late-night shows. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. Michael Tanenbaum Fucking Rocky is your hero. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. It’s great. Dave Chappelle. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. Fucking assholes. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? Suck a dick. He’s not here. I hope somebody takes a fuckin beer stein and just slaps you in the back of your zit infested fucking shoulders and your awful man tits hang. NEW! You guys were here man. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. Filter These Results: Apply. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Bunch of goddamn pansies. Morgan dipped out after about seven minutes. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. Bunch of fucking losers. You fuckin jackasses. The internet (and soon to be movie, TV, radio, etc.) Does it really have to come to this? phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. I SAID SUCK A DICK. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. Oh suck a dick. Maybe you’ll win another one. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. "I was annoyed," Burr said. You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. Go fuck yourselves. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. Just one after another. All of you. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. All rights reserved. I should get fucking paid right now people. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. Bunch of fucking losers. Pissed-off, Burr took his turn onstage and the crowd began giving him the same treatment. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? Does it really have to come to this people? That’s not bad 12 minute rant. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. All rights reserved. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. That is until I saw Bill Burr’s latest segment on The Tonight Show. Fun isn’t it. He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. ©2021 Bill Burr. It aint’ ever happening. We stock all tickets to every Bill Burr show! He tells the Philadelphia Post-Gazette , "Can I tell you something? “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. But he wasn’t having it, and launched into one of the most amazing diatribes ever recorded. "I was just annoyed because I was sitting there going like, this is one of the greatest comedy line-ups, as far as up-and-coming guys, that I've been around. Andrew Themeles. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Play the fucking records. That’s the first time I said cunt. In this extended cut of his 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and politics. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube Chris Rock Total Blackout: The Tamborine Extended Cut – Transcript, Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words (2010) – Transcript, Vir Das: Outside in – The Lockdown Special (2020) – Transcript, Larry the Cable Guy – Remain Seated (2020) – Transcript. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. In 2006, Bill Burr walked onto a stage in Philadelphia in front of an audience that had booed and jeered every comedian who had come up before … In 2006, that's a great lineup by any reasonable standard. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. Dude I think he can win! "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. I got your mothers. You’re in the front row, you dumb fuck. I hope you go 0-15. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. The Flyers. The man tore into Philadelphia for 11+ minutes of pure vitriol and hatred, viciously attacking a crowd of 10,000. Yes. 2 to the back of the head. Burr, who's since gone on to produce the animated Netflix hit "F is For Family," recently joined Bert Kreischer Bertcast to explain his behavior on that fateful day. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. Or, in general. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. I wanna thank you guys for having me. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. They have also lived in New Brighton, PA William is related to Rhonda Burr and Joyce G Burr as well as 3 additional people. You people are on goddamn acid. Veteran Boston comic Bill Burr watched from backstage as his colleagues were heaped with abuse. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. What on earth motivated this tirade? Huh. All rights reserved. Having first gained notoriety for his recurring role on the second season of Chappelle’s Show, You bunch of fuckin cocks. That’s a fucking record. Who’s he your dad or something? More than a decade ago, Bill Burr, a cantankerous comic from Massachusetts, came to Camden as part of The Opie and Anthony Show's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour. What do you think about that? This doesn’t change anything. Go fuck yourselves. What do you have to say sir? About Bill Burr: Prior to joining Merrill Lynch Wealth Management, Bill was a professional basketball player and a President of a successful company focusing on professional athletes. What else what else. William Frederick "Bill" Burr (b. June 10, 1968) is an American comedian. "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. Location: Boydton, VA . The most notable of them was Philadelphia due to an incident where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act, Dom Irrera, was heckled heavily by the crowd. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. We cannot, in good conscience, embed Burr's entire rant here, but here is the YouTube link. The last two minutes is gonna be my rider for the rest of this fucking tour. You fucking assholes. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. No one gives a shit. Full rant, with better audio than "Bill Burr Tells Philly The Truth" When several preceding comedians are booed by a drunk and discourteous audience, Bill Burr abandons his prepared material in order to berate the Philly crowd for over 12 minutes. You can’t see shit. But more than a decade later, it turns out Burr feels kind of bad about the whole thing. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. That’s great. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Your email address will not be published. Alright listen I’m out of time. I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. And I’m gonna laugh at your fucking funerals which is gonna be great. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. You are this high above New Orleans. I do 3 minutes. A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus was the first of three comedy event series, concert tour in 2006, starring comedians featured on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio and CBS Radio. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. I broke the mic stand. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. What’s that? So anyways back to the joke. ", and George Carlin's famous football versus baseball routine all come to mind. And, you know, I'm a defensive, f****** angry dude anyways, so it was just the perfect storm.". What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. Is this what you want? Bill Burr : The Philadelphia Incident Posted by Byron Bojangles III on 4/26/14 at 8:34 am 0 0 Backstory is berated an entire crowd for 12 minutes due to how they treated comics that were on before him LINK Have a good night. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. So, I came out and threw gas on a fire that was already going.". Design and development by Look at this. He decided to … That aint’ gonna work. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. What’s that sir? Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. Required fields are marked *. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Buy Philadelphia Bill Burr tickets for any of the dates below. That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. What do you want me to talk about. By Abigail Covington © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. Better audio and longer than the original Bill Burr video. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. He grew up outside of Boston, Massachusetts and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. In his standup career, Burr is often remembered for the "Philadelphia Incident." "I wasn't a professional. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. PhillyVoice Staff, Comic legend Dom Irrera talks Philly, Hollywood and tiny grandmothers, Philly comedian's new book commemorates Wawa culture, Comedy Central orders pilot of 'Delco Proper', Chester County sues East Whiteland company for $11 million over missing COVID-19 antibody tests, Couples can take a virtual cooking class together Valentine's Day weekend, Post-COVID recovery clinics offer continuing care to 'long-haulers', Rare snowy owl spotted in Pennsylvania draws spectators, Police search continues for Camden County man wanted in Pine Hill campground homicide, The best way to reduce COVID-19 risk in a car? It returned in the summer of 2007. Bunch of pussies. Bill graduated from The College of New Jersey from their prestigious AACSB Accredited School of Business with a Bachelor's Degree in Finance. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. All of you mother fuckers. Huh? What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. into a fuckin show. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. I hope that happens to you. Suck a fuckin dick. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. That fuckin pussy team. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. Bill has sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden on November 14, 2015,the Royal Albert Hall on June 6, 2018 and consecutive shows on March 4 and 5, 2019 Bill Burr holds the record for the most consecutive sold-out shows at the Wilbur Theatre, he performed 19 sold-out shows in a row, besting the record of 10 set by Aziz Ansari. 7 MINUTES left. The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. Say it. That’s what I do. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. 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